Monday, September 22, 2008

Cellphones

I think that Cellphones are okay, but the world will fall to cellphones during the great cell phone apocalypse. One day when you are walking on the street, talking to your friend, you cell phone will explode in your ear, and all the tiny celephone pieces will be penetrated into your brain, and you will die instantly. Unless you are lucky, and survive for a while, then you get to see everyone die first, but then you would bleed to death…o.o;.. but anyways. I have a cell phone. It’s a crazer or something like that, but it is currently broken because of water damage ;D. I only use my cellphone to text and call people from flyff. I have 500 unlimited texts, but last month I went over texting by 1,500 o.o;. And not only that, I also called California 10 times, Arizona 3 times, Florida 4 times, and Texas like once. xD. All that adds up…My phone bill was like $500 last month. My mom cares about a lot of things I do, but for some reason she doesn’t care about my phone bill. She didn’t even say anything to me about my overly- priced phone bill, I just saw the check for it one day… I wonder if I am the only one who sees how evil cellphones are. They already took over the world! They are just waiting for the perfect moment. O.o;

3 comments:

Chi said...

xD that sounds like something onii-sama would say...exploding cell phones are out to get us...well i don't use mine that much xP

Alin Linderman said...

The truth is not everyone is going to die. The cellphone apocalypse isn't really an apocalypse. It's a well-timed evil plan constructed through the collaboration of all cell phone companies. The thing is you got it all wrong. The cellphones will self-destruct. That's basically all you got right. What you don't know is before that time the cell phone companies will simultaneously shut dow all phone service and blame it all on satellite interference. After three days of this when society as a whole have given up on using their cellphones they will press the self-destrcut button. Afterwards the phone lines will magically be "fixed" and the whole world will have to go and buy brand new over-priced cellphones. That is what will really happen.

Unknown said...

XD you called me four times?